With oil, barrels is the normal unit of measure. Changing that makes it more difficult to compare to other oil spills.

Equivalent to about 5,302 barrels of oil. Did the conversion because I had no idea. Bad headline.

It’d be even more amazing if the original owner was still around and then it was stolen.

I’m a Community superfan. Still waiting on the movie.

There was an elephant too?!

I think it’s just tier enough.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a Daredevil parody/love letter.

They get their powers from the same accident that gives Matt Murdoch his.

Mentor? Splinter / Stick. Enemy? The Foot / The Hand.

And some men wonder why some women would choose a bear.

I am a hobbyist writer.

I have a ton of great ideas that I do not have the talent to bring to fruition.

I don’t know which is the best.

Revisit your project.

Claim your place among the titans of mathematics!

I try to be better here than the/my tone was on reddit.

I hate what rampant capitalism and conservatism has done to my world.

I hate key players that forge that reality.

But I try not to hate the people. We feel powerless, and that is why so many of us lash out. I can forgive some of that.

Holy shit that is every comment from you.

I don’t see that as a downside. Be mysterious.

In Jerboa, and I assume other apps, it is easy to downvote by accident while scrolling.

I still hate when a post gets a downvote and no other response, but ya gotta let it go or go mad.

Yes, I do have such a recent post.

I am gonna have to try that cheddar trick, cast iron pizza is my standard go-to!

Not exactly misheard but what I came up with and which became canon to my household despite not really sounding alike:

Tape Five’s ‘Taxi to Bombay’ became ‘Text me Your Butthole.’ (And please do not.)

Edit: Just remembered an actual misheard one. I am a bit hard of hearing, and the They Might Be Giants song Subliminal I heard as Submersible. Considering that the lyric is ‘Subliminal… in an unnoticeable way,’ my interpretation was pretty damned funny.

Don’t worry about the difficulty level and just play for the story.

If that isn’t for you, then definitely throw in the towel. I am truly biased though as I have played D&D for a good deal of my life.

This name was made for a MUD back in 1994. The full name is Pronell Mordini, and he was a perrin (otterfolk) merchant king, a background character in the world.

I was tasked with making my own palace and marketplace but the game shut down months later.

I’ve more or less been using the name online ever since then, as it’s almost never taken. Someone did get to pronell@gmail.com first, but who cares, especiially now?

My wife sometimes goes by Mrs. Pronell online. I’ve teased her that it should technically be Mrs. Mordini.

Fair point, I was ignorant of their weekends. But I was also considering that their society has been in disarray during protests for months.

Even that doesn’t mean there wouldn’t be school.

I still distrust news that comes from any of the regimes at play here.

And any deaths of civilians would be tragic. Of course if a school was indeed hit that would be a horrific thing.

After months of protests, I truly doubt a bunch of girls were at school on a Saturday.

Just like the US said Iraq was removing premature infants from respirators in Kuwait. Bullshit.

Just like Israel said Hamas was beheading babies. Absolute nonsense.

It’s meant to generate rage first and foremost, to dehumanize the enemy.

War is dehumanizing enough.

I do not trust Iran one bit. Iranians, maybe. They’re the ones suffering here. But the regimes at play here can all get fucked.