An axe is more useful than a machete.

I love coyote too! Did you read that Dan Flores book?

Have you ever made eggnog yourself? It’s not that hard and it’s fucking wonderful

Poor baby. Those are booty pants too. They are supposed to hug your butt and make it look big. My wife and I saw a lady getting on a plane with them on. We pointed and giggled while she secretly ordered a pair.

Tldrbot ACTIVTE!

Daaaang.

You have upset then even more. Wait. Listen! You hear the “reeeeeee” in the distance? They are coming for me next. To tell me how they are autistic, have ADD, and think communism is a great idea, cause you know, gulags are super cozy.

What the fuck is up with the pens and that mother fucker put on a deer shirt to go somewhere.

At first I wasn’t convinced but your right. They should be more sensitive to the history of it than anyone else being it’s their field.

I looooooove halal carts. I was in New York for a week. Didn’t take me long to find my favorite one in the area I was staying.

Ummm. What?

Wtf? What are you eating? Please tell me. I’ve gotte paragraphs of bullshit but nothing else.

Are you trolling me? Lol. I feel like im in the other end of some joke

And while we are talking about cognitive dissonance, where the fuck do you think YOUR food comes from?

I was being sarcastic you dumb fuck.

You mocked me, man. It only hurts in the super small space that internet strangers can reach but it exists, regardless of how small. So. Bullshit.

Wow. I’m really fucking floored by y’all’s response. Where do you think your food comes from man? Seriously. I’m not being ugly, like you are, im trying to understand how you feel like you have less impact than I do. I am just able to take the responsibility for my own food

You are an insane person and a coward. You buy your food at a supermarket and are not able to comprehend the impact of your precious soy. As a matter of fact, your not even on my level really. You are probably a child. If you ever need help, call me.

Yes. I do. I have a separate small flock. I feed my family a proportion of our food over half that I grow, rise, and make myself. It would be impossible with out the protein from the chickens. And before anyone says some dumb shit to me, you do the math of your monoculture grown vegan food and if you still think my overall footprint is greater than yours, you are wrong.

I raise my own chickens. I love them very much. Some of them get eaten. I am very grateful to those. You don’t have to be a vegan to be a good person.