Like when windows 8 came out? Or windows vista? Or windows me?

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.

After Chuck Norris visited them, the Virgin Islands are known as just Islands.

“If you tell me the truth, I won’t get mad”

Not my idea, but here goes: the rapist formerly known as prince

A polaroid camera so they can steal each other’s soul

Keep you imaginary sky daddy out of here, thank you

The raises will continue until sales improve

So, we’re at the “good times create weak men” stage

No, I wanted to make a different point: that uncompressed video would be unreasonably huge. Nobody uses it. Regardless of the resolution, a good compressed video looks basically the same but it is hundreds of times smaller.

You should ask for less compressed video. Uncompressed is just not worth it.

That would be… (checks math)… about 5.972 Gbps of bandwidth, assuming just non-HDR content and 30 fps. Probably impossible for most people.

Less compression could make sense, but literally no compression would be a colossal waste of bandwidth and storage.

Minecraft

Don’t forget to drink a verification can

Also “whatsapp” or “instagram”

String theory has entered the chat

How dare they defend themselves?

Just last year they tried to shoot Trump. Twice

You may want to install DeArrow. It’s a browser extension that replaces them with an actual frame from the video

Not sure why aliens would evolve to see like that. Their vision would be extremely blurry, the smallest detail they could resolve would be about the same size as the wavelenght (meters to kilometers).

Apps/websites that log you out too frequently for no good reason

Password managers. People will use anything but that: paper, notes app (without any security), using the same password everywhere…