The Barto
I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”
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World News@lemmy.ml•North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un saysEnglish
32·2 years agoCalled Incontinentia.
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World News@lemmy.ml•North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un saysEnglish
44·2 years agoRemoved by mod
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World News@lemmy.ml•North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un saysEnglish
257·2 years agoRemoved by mod
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.English
19·2 years agoHave you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!English
29·2 years agoOhh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?
Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!English
100·2 years agoDon’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?
Free Egg And Rice.
I just used OPs picture as a visualisation of of way of sbowballing, but yeah, this is just a good old fashioned spit swap.
Well when two people really like each other, one will finish in the others mouth, then the other will come share their treat with the other, sometimes like the picture sometimes more intimately.
Yeah, they work from home.
When life gives you lemons, make an insanely unsafe van home with an open wood fire and plenty of cheap exposed wood.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Rare Tri-Colored DalmationEnglish
2·2 years ago“I’m doing it now”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...English
7·2 years agoUnless your building or infrastructure was built after they became a thing, everything else, air bubble.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...English
201·2 years agoIt still makes me laugh all our building’s paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.
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Australia@aussie.zone•Tourism Australia accused of breaching its ethical advertising obligations after funding trips for social media influencers who did not flag their resulting content was sponsoredEnglish
141·2 years agoAhh cool, nice use of tax payers money sending struggling entertainer Hamish Blake on a holiday…
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News@lemmy.world•US transportation head says no grounded Boeing 737 Max 9 planes will return to air ‘until it is safe’English
1·2 years agoYeah I ended up changing it, people kept pointing it out so now I’ve made it clear.
And that’s why you need a secure and tight plug.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Rare Tri-Colored DalmationEnglish
7·2 years agoThat dogs seen some fucked up shit and I’m pretty sure it was the cause.
My country town is really into ballooning, so there’s always a bunch of balloons flying around here and there, so no one would even notice an extra one floating around, unless you were a dick and flying low.



Did he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.