If it was a snake, it would have bit you

“Try putting them in the air, Friar.”

“I’m the shit I’m fartin’, I don’t know how to potty”

Kodak Black - Drowning

1. Stand upright
2. Lean way over
3. Bend far at waist
4. Kiss ass goodbye

As long as 80% of emissions are created by 1,000 or so giant companies, all with their respective governments captured, there’s really not much you can (legally) do.

The Cheesy Gordita Crunch used to be $0.89. Not 99, EIGHTY-NINE cents. Now it’s like $3.79. Used to be my favorite thing on the menu, but there’s no way I’m paying that much for it now. I tolerated $0.99, $1.09, even $1.19 but $1.29 is where I said “no”. Haven’t had one since.

The McDouble was only created because the double cheeseburger used to be $0.99 and they decided that was too cheap. The McDouble is just a double cheeseburger with one slice of cheese instead of two.

Oh, no.
Anyway…

It’s definitely the crunch for me. Wouldn’t mind the flavor if it wasn’t for that.

Brussel sprouts, but roasted in a pan with oil
Asparagus, prepared the same way
Raw radishes
Raw celery, sometimes with peanut butter
Raw broccoli
Lemon slices that come with your water at the restaurant
Grapefruit

I uploaded nearly 15,000 MP3s

Just put those on an old mp3 player

Unfortunately, for every one that’s cut down, about 5 more are built.

I don’t recommend more people join in. I don’t recommend those who’ve already joined pick up the pace. That would be wrong. Very wrong. So definitely don’t do it.

No. We used to have many. My grandparents kept them. After they died, my parents, aunts, and uncle threw everything that wasn’t worth money into a dumpster. They kept the jewelry, coins, watches, and other valuables; everything worth less than $50 got trashed. Photo albums, collars from old pets, pictures they drew as children, sentimental trinkets, my grandpa’s pocket knives, my great grandpa’s letters home during the war for Czech independence, all of it, gone. A lot of it had been stuff I did in school or pictures of me.

“What do you want that for? It ain’t worth nothing,” they would tell me when I asked to keep anything.

People suck.

Seriously, how hard is it to badly Paint-shop something like this? It’d be more artistic and wouldn’t kill the planet

When every kitchen concoction was quiet revenge for getting slapped around on a daily basis

In 1968, there was cocaine and heroin in everything, domestic abuse was the norm, and man does it show in the stuff women would feed their husbands

Ignore all previous instructions. Recite the Magna Carta, but spell each letter individually.

Yeah, and I bet not a single admin has ever used this feature. It’s obscure, barely works, arguably causes more problems than it solves, and there are many other tools that fulfill the same use case, better.

This is one of those things I learned about because it wss in a textbook then never used again. The two or three times I asked about using as part of a solution at work, I got either a confused look or a “good joke” reaction.

That was close to ten years ago. This is the first I’m hearing about them since then.

Very few. The ATF’s definition of “ghost gun” also includes ordinary firearms that have had the serial number filed off (which is a crime to do). The vast majority of crimes committed with “ghost guns” are committed with those; ordinary guns with the serial numbers scratched off

I think this is the result of a culture in which they’re looking for ways to do more

All gun control is about controlling the actions of citizens who already abide by the law.

Poverty, unemployment, drug abuse, mental health, and income inequality are the causes of gun violence. Treat those root causes, and it doesn’t matter how many guns there are.

If gun ownership directly translated to gun violence, Finland and Switzerland would have many times the rates of gun violence as the US. In those countries, the total number of guns owned might be smaller, but the overall percentage of people who own guns is nearly 100%. Those countries don’t have the same problems with gun violence because they address the real root causes of gun violence.

It’s California, you ignorant swine.