Not once have I looked into a pothole and found pot! There’s your puzzle.

Hey, I think I cracked it, folks!

Central to all of this, unsurprisingly, are councils’ shrivelled post-austerity budgets, and the ever-increasing challenge of keeping road networks up to scratch when their other statutory obligations such as special needs.

Turns out, roads are really bloody expensive.

I thought we solved this problem graffiti them with male genitalia