joke going around about silicon valley during height of dot com, something like 1:10 female to male ratio – “The odds are good but the goods are odd.”
I went to an engineering college and apparently that saying has been around for quite a while
I also heard that one floating around the engineering school I attended.
I heard it while building the pyramids
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The moral of this story is actually to use firefox so you don’t get ads 😁
“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
-Red Green
Porn ads literally advertise “ugly local women near you who want to fuck!”
“old grandmas in your area want to FUCK YOU”
Thinking men use desktops and women use laptops is genderphobic! Everyone knows men use gaming pcs that are visable on the table while women have their phone.
The implication is that laptops are for hot people, obviously
I don’t have a laptop so it tracks
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Idk how to tell you this but it seems you’re hot.
Am I hot?
Dating scene analogy: Men are in a desert, Women are lost at sea. There is no water whatsoever for the men. The women don’t have access to drinkable water. Both are dying of dehydration.
For some reason I get ads promising ugly women. Does that mean I’m hot?
I get the same ads, so I can guarantee you it does not.
I still don’t know where do I find these hot MILF’s in my area.
Try a PTA meeting
A local c-hound told me a church will do nicely
You need a kid for that. Just go to the kindergarten and pretend one of the kids is yours.
They are at home with their partners
hot MILFs* in my area
A hero will sacrifice the world to save you a villain will sacrifice you to save the world
Well now I feel better about them always suggesting ugly grannies to me.
My tinder feed suggests otherwise.
As real as life itself
Oh, cuz men are ugly… how modern…