“What do you mean we can’t waterboard them? Can we fireboard them? No? Come on. Earthboarding? Is that ok? No!? That’s ridiculous. We’ll need to make some changes here. I mean, we can’t airboard them. That’s just fucking breathing. It doesn’t work! Fucking hell. Somebody get me a drink.”
Returning to traditional values the inquisition held so dear.
Kinda sucks that this one is expected
Somebody get me a drink.
::Gets waterboarded::
Are they trying to get us bombed? Bc this makes it seem like they are
I mean, that would almost certainly be a huge political win for Trump and Republicans if our experience under the last Republican president is anything to go off of
I’ve just been expecting that Russian soldiers will be occupying the US at some point in the next four years
I hate drunken fascists.
